Last Thursday was my good friend(heather)'s birthday.  She just so happens to share this birthday with our neighbor (Jamie) and our neighbors were just so happening to throw a huuuuge party, birthday celebratory style.  Since we just so happened to have 2 untapped kegs in our house they asked if they could buy one off of us when theirs ran out.  Of course, the answer was yes.

So after work I went to the store and bought materials for a vegan birthday cake.  Me and my magnificent cooking skills really fucked up.  Lets jus say it involved getting the oil and water amounts mixed up, me scooping cups of excess oil out of the batter and really really really soggy cupcakes and cake.  It was a sad story.

So as the night wore on, the neighbors keg began to run dry.  So I told them to head over to my house and get the other one.  Well apparently if you don't drink beer until a month after the expiration date, it will taste like acetone.  Yes - both kegs were bad.  Once again, a sad story.

As the week wore on I managed to go nearly bankrupt, smash my finger in a drawer, lose my cell phone, break my driver side window (it fell down into the door), have a roommate who couldn't afford to pay her half of the deposit, causing me to have to write the entire check for 815 dollars, get 2 migraines, have Avon threaten to turn me over to creditors because of a late $27.27 bill, my dog got hurt, I had stay late at work nearly every night, got chewed out by a mean coworker for something I didn't do, and now my legs are COVERED in bruises from work (we counted over 39 on my RIGHT leg before work last night - I'll post pics later). 

Yet, surprisingly, I'm in a wonderful mood. 

Could someone explain to me how an individual can practically write an essay on how GW is doing such wonderful things, then later talk about wanting him out of office, and call other people hypocrites?  Cause I'm slightly confused?

Oh wait - I forgot that person changes their entire personality, interests and opinions depending on the personalities, interests and opinions of who she is around at the time.  Silly me

So I think the week long trip to the west coast will be replaced (sadly) by a 4 day trip to vegas for Defcon 12.  I still need to talk to the boy and make sure that he wants to do that instead of Cali.  Although, I really really relaly really aldkfja;ldfja;ldsfkj want to go to cali. . .